Hello Mr. Jason Vorhees! I see you!

The image above is from an upcoming issue of Entertainment Weekly, showing a Jason who oddly looks like he has no shirt on under that coat thing he's wearing. I'm going to go on record and say this is NOT an actual photo of Jason and say that it is one of this girl's (who appears to be skinny-dipping in that filthy lake) friends playing a joke on her. Surely a much larger, bulkier Jason, one who from a distance does not seem like a Napoleon Dynamite impersonator, will appear from the fog and machete this person to pieces.

Edit: I was wrong.

Friday the 13th is directed by Marcus Nispel (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (remake)) and will be in theaters on February 13, 2009. The trailer should debut soon (like next Sunday at Comic-Con).