Thursday, April 24, 2014
Is Jason Vorhees Coming To TV?
It appears that the Friday the 13th franchise is getting more than just a a new movie. It sounds like we'll soon be seeing a Bates Motel-esque hour long drama.
According to Deadline, the show will be reimagining Jason in a variety of different time periods. I have no idea what this means. I can't imagine they'll be having a time traveling Jason Vorhees bouncing around the history of Crystal Lake. I'd be more inclined to think it'll focus on the Vorhees family as a whole. Which sounds much more like a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario.
Deadline describes the show as follows, "the series is contemporary, focusing on the eclectic characters of Crystal Lake who are forced to confront the return of the killer, as new secrets about his wacky family are revealed."
Series creator Sean Cunningham will be involved as well.
I just don't know how to feel about this. I'm weary for sure. Really weary. They won't be able to top the original Friday the 13th: The Series anyway.
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Monday, August 30, 2010
"Hatchet" Review
The tagline of the movie poster reads: "It's not a sequel. It's not a remake. And it's not based on a Japanese one." The supernatural antagonist is almost a complete rip-off of the original Friday the 13th storyline and even stars Kane Kodder as the Jason Voorhees-like character. To be completely honest, this movie seems like a homage to the Friday the 13th Feature Series and the Writer/Director Adam Green does a great job of mimicking every little nuance found within that saga
The worst part about this movie is that it does a great job of re-creating the horrible First Act that was common in all slasher films of the 70s and 80s, complete with gratuitous female nudity and corny soundtrack.
Once the story finally gets to the Second Act, the movie pulls the viewer in. Once you're in, you're going nowhere. Much like the thrill seekers in this tale of horror (That's not a spoiler, it's just obvious). Eventually we find out the back-story (This is the part where we humanize the baddie) of the supernatural antagonist and it shows up and quite gruesomely starts doing what it does best (kill). It was at this part of the movie that I realized I was surprisingly enjoying this horribly-titled slasher film.
It's been a few years since the theater release of this feature. It's sequel, Hatchet II, will be released in October 2010. Tune in later today and I'll be posting an article with details about the release.
Netflix will be streaming Hatchet until September 1st so head over before this gem is gone.
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Monday, June 29, 2009
DVD Review: Friday the 13th Parts 4 - 6
Paramount has released the next set of Friday the 13th sequels on Deluxe Edition DVDs. This time, we're treated to Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning, and Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.
We've recently spent time with all three of them and are here to give you the skinny. How to they measure up? Are they worth revisiting? Most importantly, are they worth your money?
One of these three sequels is the best of the entire series. Another is a fun, albeit mindless, plotless, and ridiculous entry in the franchise and the other is the worst entry in the entire series. Which is which?
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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, clearly not as final as the title would indicate, just happens to be my favorite in the series. It could be that it was the first one I actually saw. Maybe I related to the Tommy Jarvis (Corey Feldman) character, being as I was that age when I saw this. Whatever the reason, Final Chapter has always been top of the list for me. I was a little worried when I received this because I hadn't seen it in a few years and I was worried it wouldn't hold up. Thankfully, it holds up pretty well.
This fourth entry is important to the franchise for a number of reasons. First, it's the start of the trilogy that features the Tommy Jarvis character. Second, it's the beginning of Jason's seeming ability to teleport (it's evident in this one that this power is simply sloppy editing, however in subsequent films it seems almost deliberate). Finally, it's the last time Jason is technically human in the franchise. After this, he becomes a zombie. Spoiler.
Part Four has all of the fun and scares you could want in a Jason flick. It's the least vapid of the series, outside of the original, and has some truly gruesome kills, including Jason's own demise at the hands of twelve year old Tommy. Everything you want in a Friday movie is here. The difference is, you don't feel dumb for having watched it. It's presented in a way that makes it seem fresh even though this is the 4th time we've visited Crystal Lake.
The Deluxe Edition DVD is loaded with features. We get commentary from the director, the screenwriter, and the editor, along with a fan commentary from director Adam Green (Hatchet) and Joe Lynch. Also included is the latest edition of "Lost Tales of Camp Blood, "Deleted scenes, a lost ending, original trailer, and featurettes "Jimmy's Dead Dance Moves" and Jason's Unlucky Day: 25 Years After Friday The 13th: The Final Chapter." Lastly, is the Mockumentary "The Crystal Lake Massacres Revisited Part 1" which has citizens of Crystal Lake, historians, and conspiracy theorists discussing the legend of Jason Vorhees. People out there seem to be enjoying this but to be honest, I found it to be tiresome and somewhat pointless.
Overall, The Final Chapter remains my favorite of the Friday the 13th franchise. If I ever watch any of the films again, this would certainly be my first choice. A large part of this one was taken for the recent horrible remake so you are better off skipping that dud and watching this classic entry.
Next up is Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning this one being the worst of the franchise. It's here that the series became more like a routine. By now, the series is an old workhorse that should have been left dead after the mistitled Final Chapter. Instead, another dip in the well and we get a vapid, soulless entry into the franchise.
Tommy Jarvis is older now and finds himself staying in a halfway house for wayward teens. Eventually, murders start happening and Tommy suspects Jason has returned but then thinks it might not be Jason at all, but himself doing the killing. Spoiler: It's neither.
I don't want to spend too much time on this one because it really is awful. The disc has a commentary from director/co-screenwriter Danny Steinmann as well as various cast and crew, the next chapter of Lost Tales from Camp Blood, the second installment of The Crystal Lake Massacres Revisited, a making of featurette, and the original trailer.
Completists, like myself, should definitely pick this up. Honestly, I don't know who else is buying these DVDs anyway. But on the off chance you aren't collecting the entire series, you can certainly skip A New Beginning.Finally, we arrive at Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. which is a pretty interesting entry in the series. This entry feels a little different than the others. It's a silly, mess of a movie but it's fun and it really doesn't take itself at all seriously. It feels more like a fifties monster movie than an eighties slasher. In fact, the death scenes are quite tame for the most part.
There is no plot to speak of honestly. Tommy Jarvis is back and he has come to crystal lake to make sure Jason is really dead. So, naturally, he digs up his body and then stabs it repeatedly with a steal rod (during a lightning storm I might add). The steal rod is struck by lightning, several times, and Jason is resurrected. This marks the beginning of Zombie Jason.
The movie is essentially Jason wondering around murdering people. That's pretty much it. I mean that is what all of the movies are but the others seemed to at least try to get some kind of a plot in their, even if they failed. This is just Jason walking through the woods killing everyone. Random people in the woods, cops, campers, teenagers, and anything else that gets in his way. While that happens, Tommy tries to convince the cops that Jason is back. The camp is reopened and for the first time in the series' there are actually kids at the camp, which makes for some laughs. That's all we have for plot. Still, it's fun.
This disc has pretty much the same features as New Beginning, plus deleted scenes. It was odd to me that the trailer presented here was a teaser trailer that just show Jason's grave bursting open to reveal an empty coffin, followed by the tag line "The Nightmare Returns." That would be more appropriate for a Freddy movie, no?
Anyway, the latest three releases are hit and miss for me. Picture wise and sound wise they're all pretty good. The effects hold up pretty well even with upconverting on the PS3. I still don't get the box design but it's a little late to fix that.
Paramount is doing a decent job with these sets. I'm curious how the hard core fans are reacting. I know people are really wanting these movies to be released completely uncut, and I'm hoping the upcoming Deluxe Edition of Part 7 (the most heavily censored of the series) is returned to its uncut glory. I doubt it will happen though.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning, and Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI are all available on DVD now.
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Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Movie Clip: Friday the 13th Part IV: The Final Chapter
Next Tuesday, Friday the 13th Part IV, V & VI Deluxe Editions come to DVD!
Enjoy the above clip to get you ready for the next three films in the series.
Part IV is my favorite of the entire series so I am excited to see it released again since I haven't seen it in quite a while. Hopefully, we'll see a Blu-ray release for these soon.
We'll have reviews of these (plus the blu-rays of parts 2 and 3 next week!)
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Friday, February 13, 2009
Movie Review: Friday the 13th *Minor Spoilers*
The highly anticipated "reimagining" of Friday the 13th has finally arrived. I myself have been eagerly awaiting the second coming of Jason Vorhees since I saw the first trailer. Let me start by saying I am not exactly opposed to all remakes, and I certainly have no real attachment to the original films to be completely against remaking them. So it is with an open mind and excitement that I watched Jason tear across the screen again.
Unfortunately, that excitement was short-lived.
Friday the 13th opens with a near seizure launching credit sequence that flashes back to 1980. Then the movie jumps forward to present day for some killing, and then six weeks later for some more killing and a weak plot about a brother searching for his sister who was part of the campers Jason made mince meat out of weeks earlier. That's the whole plot.
So this reimagining gives us the following: Sex (not even good sex but almost slapstick comedy sex), Breasts, and Murder. Everything you'd expect from a Friday the 13th movie. So in that sense I suppose that means this is a good Friday the 13th movie.
The problem is that this movie is not being billed as a remake. It's being billed as a "reimagining" and with that term comes an expectation of elevating the source material to something more. At least for me.
Don't get me wrong. I am not looking for high art here. I am, however, looking for something that isn't completely brainless and insulting. Something more.
I loved the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. It was intense, scary, extremely well made and loyal to the source material. It gave service to fans and new comers alike.
Friday the 13th doesn't do that at all.
The acting is atrocious. From everyone, with the exception of Jared Padalecki who is passable at best. He is pretty much the only character that I didn't despise. That's not exactly true, the character of Chewy played by Aaron Yoo is pretty funny for the most part.
The script is awful. Anyone who writes the words "take that mother f*cker" into a script should be blacklisted from Hollywood. There are more lines that made me ill but in the interest of a spoiler free review, I won't put them out. Suffice it to say that there are many of them. There is also zero thought put into Jason's motivations. Sure he kills people that come near his woods, not to mention the weed farm (I'm not making that up) that the movie seems to indicate belongs to him. He also, inexplicably, starts killing locals. There is absolutely no reason for this to happen except to ratchet up a body count.
Despite all the bad, there are some good things about the film. I did enjoy Derek Mears as Jason Vorhees. His movement and interpretation of the character were great. He brought Jason to life in a way that hasn't been done before. Made him less a hulking mindless monster and more of a human monster. I also liked the sort of underground lair Jason has. I won't say anything else about that for fear of spoiling it for anyone.
The movie for me was just boring and had about as much suspense as an episode of The Cosby Mysteries. I didn't even have fun watching it. I jumped once, I laughed once. The rest of the time I was cringing (the bad kind).
Here is the bottom line. If all you want is breasts and blood then you'll love the movie, so by all means go see it. But I wanted something more. I wanted a true reimagining that might have given a little more gravity to a series that is mired in mediocrity.
I can't say that this movie is the worst of the Friday the 13th series, that honor belongs to the horrendous Jason X, nor can I say it is among the best. It falls somewhere in the middle.
I guarantee there are going to be people who love this movie. They'll go bananas for it. These are the people who are bringing complete ruination to horror. The kind of people who are pleased with mindless garbage vomited on screen without a thought. We deserve a lot better. I suppose I expected far too much but I walked out of that movie sorely disappointed.
That said, I am now extremely fearful of how the Nightmare on Elm Street remake is going to turn out.
If this is what we have to look forward to for the future of this genre than I truly fear for Horror.
Friday the 13th is in theaters now.
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Friday, February 6, 2009
BluRay/DVD Review: Friday the 13th 1-3
Friday the 13th is now available on BluRay in gorgeous 1080p and that might not necessarily be a good thing. The biggest highlight here is that the film has been released uncut. That means that about 10 seconds or so of footage has been restored to the film. Yeah, 10 seconds. For the most part the film looks nice. There is still some grain and I noticed a few pops but over all the picture was pretty clean. This does not help the make up effects at all. This is especially true in the famous Kevin Bacon death scene. You can clearly see where the makeup ends. It's a completely different color than his face. I never noticed this on the old DVDs but it is blatant on the BluRay.
The movie is just as I remembered it, I'm not a fanatic of these movies so I really couldn't tell you where the gore was restored to. It seems kind of worthless when you can see the make up on the kill spots though. The acting is passable the movie is still fun to watch though by now its scare factor is significantly less than in years past.
The BluRay is loaded with special features some great, some kinda worthless. The good stuff is the interviews with Sean Cunningham, Victor Miller (he actually states Sean wanted a Halloween ripoff), and Tom Savini. There is also a commentary track with Sean and some cast and crew, trailer, secrets to the gore of the film, most of which are presented in HD.
The bad is this Lost Tales of Camp Blood. I don't understand the point of it. It's just a short film of some guy killing two people. Was this some contest I was not aware of? It's not even Jason doing the killing. Utterly pointless.
Is the BluRay worth buying? Honestly, probably not. The clarity takes away from the make up effects and the special features aren't special enough to warrant spending the extra money. If you are a die hard Jason fan then yes, pick this up. Otherwise, you're fine sticking with the DVD version.Friday the 13th Part 2 is not on BluRay but has been remastered in HiDef with a new 5.1 audio mix and new special features. This time we get Inside "Crystal Lake Memories", Friday's Legacy: Horror Conventions, Jason Forever, and the trailer. Oh and another Lost Tales from Camp Blood which I didn't even watch. I had enough with part one.
Friday 2 brings us the bag headed Jason Vorhees on a rampage avenging his drowning and the beheading of his mother.
It's basically the same movie as part one. Except it's Jason this time running around with a pillowcase over his head. Still though, it is enjoyable. Retro glasses will serve these films well because if you're seeing them for the first time I really don't think you'll appreciate them.
Friday the 13th Part Two 2 is not uncut so the only bonus here is the remastered picture, which looks great, and the 5.1 sound which sounds well...great.
I didn't notice any of the make up issues that I saw with the first one so that's a bonus.Friday the 13th Part 3, 3-D. I was extremely interested in this. I had never seen this film in 3-D before and was itching to watch it. Unfortunately, I got a splitting headache five minutes into the movie. When the 3-D kicked in it felt like someone was trying to scoop out my eyes while hammering a nail into my temples. Sounds like something right out of the movie. That put an end to my 3-D adventures with Jason.
That said, switching over to the standard version proved a much more pleasant experience. Not that pleasant though, this movie is a stinker. It's the same as the first two. More kids in the woods getting high, having sex, and getting eviscerated. This is an important film in the franchise only because it's where Jason obtains his iconic hockey mask.
I think I might have watched these movies too close together because I noticed that A they're almost exactly the same movies and B part three reused some kills in part one, most notably the Kevin Bacon scene. The only difference was that it was a hammock in part 3 and not a bed that the arrow was shoved through.
The print on this must have been a disaster because even with remastering there was some serious imperfections in the picture. I don't know if they just did a rush job on this or they just couldn't clean the film. It sort of gives it that retro feel though but still its noticeable when you see a brown sheen come over one of the scenes.
Friday 3 is devoid of special features outside of the unwatchable (at least for me) 3-D version and a trailer.
Are these new versions necessary? Absolutely not. The DVD artwork is gaudy and a giant step down from the artwork on the original releases. It would be worth while if Paramount continues to release the films uncut as the fans have been demanding for years. I am not aware of any plans to continue with the series at this point but I hope they do.
Why stop with the first three?
I also noticed that the only movie of the first three that takes place at Crystal Lake is part 1. The rest are set in areas nearby. I never realized that before.
Anyway, Jason fans are sure to enjoy revisiting these films before seeing the remake that hits theaters next week. I can't really justify the double dip considering part one is the only one presented as Uncut. We'll see what happens with the next ones. I'm curious if they will return Part 7 to its uncut glory.
Friday The 13th Uncut is available on DVD and BluRay now. Friday the 13th Part 2 and Friday the 13th Part 3 3-D are available on DVD now.
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Friday, January 23, 2009
2 New Friday the 13th Posters
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Friday the 13th TV Spots
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Friday, January 9, 2009
Friday the 13th UNCUT!
This February 3, Friday the 13th will finally make its BluRay debut UNCUT (an additional 10 seconds for part one. Really? 10 Seconds had to be cut?). Fans have been demanding the Jason films be released uncut for years and it looks like it is finally going to happen.
Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 2, Friday the 13th Part 3 3-D will be released uncut on Deluxe Edition DVDs. Only the original will be released on Bluray currently.
Here are some more details!
The FRIDAY THE 13TH UNCUT Blu-ray will be presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 True HD Surround; English, French and Spanish Mono; and English, English SDH, French and Spanish subtitles. Bonus material includes the original theatrical trailer, plus these new features:
• Commentary by Director Sean S. Cunningham with Cast and Crew
• A Friday the 13th Reunion
• Fresh Cuts: New Tales from Friday the 13th
• The Man Behind the Legacy: Sean S. Cunningham
• Lost Tales from Camp Blood - Part 1
• The Friday the 13th Chronicles
• Secrets Galore Behind the Gore
The FRIDAY THE 13TH UNCUT - DELUXE EDITION DVD will be presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround; English, French and Spanish Mono; and English, French and Spanish subtitles. Bonus material includes the original theatrical trailer, plus these all new features:
• Commentary by Director Sean S. Cunningham with Cast and Crew
• A Friday the 13th Reunion
• Fresh Cuts: New Tales from Friday the 13th
• The Man Behind the Legacy: Sean S. Cunningham
• Lost Tales from Camp Blood - Part 1
The FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2 – DELUXE EDITION DVD will be presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround; English, French and Spanish Mono; and English, French and Spanish subtitles. Bonus material includes the original theatrical trailer, plus the following all new features:
• Inside “Crystal Lake Memories”
• Friday's Legacy: Horror Conventions
• Lost Tales from Camp Blood - Part 2
• Jason Forever
The FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 3 – 3D – DELUXE EDITION DVD will be presented in widescreen enhanced for 16:9 televisions with Dolby Digital English 5.1 Surround; English, French and Spanish Mono; and English, French, Portuguese and Spanish subtitles. Bonus material includes:
• 2-D and 3-D versions of the film
• 2 pairs of 3-D glasses
• Original Theatrical Trailer
The highly anticipated remake of Friday the 13th hits theaters on Friday, February 13th.
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Friday, December 5, 2008
Full Friday the 13th Trailer!
Yesterday was the new poster and today is the new trailer...
It's a great throwback to the original trailer it does show off a bit more than I'd like though...
It does look pretty fun.
Friday the 13th hits theaters on February 13, 2009.
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Thursday, October 23, 2008
Official Friday the 13th Teaser Trailer
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Friday the 13th Tease!
Edit: Turns out this is NOT the teaser trailer. This is the footage shown at Spike TV's Scream Awards. The full trailer is scheduled to debut on Friday.
I'm in.
You can see the trailer on the big screen with Saw V, allegedly at least.
Friday the 13th hits theaters on February 13, 2009.
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008
More Jason Voorhees from the new Friday the 13th remake
Get a look at these while you can before someone makes me take them down...
Mayhaps my fears about this movie are a bit premature...
Friday the 13th hits theaters February 13, 2009.
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Thursday, December 6, 2007
oh god yes. Screen Grabs 2!
Mezco Toys has released some images from the next set of their new Screen Grab set featuring Nightmare on Elm Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Friday the 13th.
Check them out below!
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Friday, October 12, 2007
Mezco - Toys of the Gods
The toy gods have smiled down upon me today as I discovered these brilliant scenes being produced by Mezco Toys. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Friday the 13th
A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
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